For those who live in or about the fair-to-middlin'est city in the Bay Area. San Jose exists! San Jose is just there! San Jose plods along! I love you San Jose, like I love clipping my toe-nails! I love you San Jose, like I love dropping my cell phone in the shower! I love you San Jose, like I love when the restaurant you are eating at hasn't changed the syrup in the Sierra Mist so all you get is carbonated water and you have a huge mouthful because you didn't realize there was no syrup!

Please join my San Jose tribe, because it is the best San Jose tribe that actually has the words "San" and "Jose" in it. It might even be better than some other region specific tribes out there, but I can't be sure, because I have not joined the Peoria or the Tallahassee tribes.

You know you want to make new virtual friends in the San Jose and outlying areas that can be considered San Jose as well... Like Cupertino and Sunnyvale and Campbell and Santa Clara and Los Gatos and even Monte Sereno and especially Saratoga and don't forget Milpitas, but definitely NOT Morgan Hill or Gilroy. Okay. Maybe those too. Because you know when someone asks you where you live you just say "San Jose".

http://SaintJoe.tribe.net